sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
do nipples grow back?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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