Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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