It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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