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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.

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  I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical

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• (315): View more from New York

  she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions

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• (845): View more from New York

  All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.

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