WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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