Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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