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(336): View more from North Carolina

walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party

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(419): View more from Ohio

You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?

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(614): View more from Ohio

thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.

(1-570): View more from Pennsylvania

Marry him. Now.

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(512): View more from Texas

ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband

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(928): View more from Arizona

I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?

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