so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i out mim tonsoeep
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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