If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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