ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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