He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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