We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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