I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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