If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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