so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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