nut hugger
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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