So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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