I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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