dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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