would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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