Your tits are I can't wait for
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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