3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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