Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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