ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
it's great music for shaving your balls
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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