im about as happy as oj after his trial
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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