okay pat passed out under dana's car
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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