this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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