Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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