Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Farmville is her only friend.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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