Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Bring me that man meat
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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