Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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