Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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