Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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