do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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