That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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