Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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