At least make sure they are 18
Why
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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