I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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