how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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