I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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