So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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