how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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