College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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