how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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