That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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