he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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