were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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