We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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