that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
