This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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