She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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