Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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